Dieahmyrear. I have found out a new function of my ass, i can pee through it. I have been making teh tarek and teh peng the whole day. The amount of methane i have in body is sufficient to provide natural gas for the nation for a month. My stomach growl is just slightly a decibel softer than the lion roar. I am mimicking the movements of a jellyfish now. Feel so weak now.

haiz, i bought the pills from the fruit store lady boss, i think she owns the entire coffeeshop. She was very nice to ask me to offer any price. i offered her $2 but she reduced it to 50 cents but i insisted on $1. So that i can shit in peace.

Diarrhoea!