VIOLATED

I just came back from A& E. I was there because i have a sharp pain at the area near my left spinal disc.My body is now slanted to a side. I was there for a x ray and the doctor inserted his index finger into my hole and asked me whether i feel it. AHBOTHEN!!! I felt RAPE!!!! I am anal virgin no more. He also gave me an injection. He told me that it is going to hurt when the needle actually is about 0.1mm away from my arm. He told me that i am the first not to scream and i told him, too late...
This weekend i met up with quite a few old pals. I met my bmt mates, my poly guy mates and poly class mates.. reminiscencing about how cock ppl were was fun.. I saw a super nice oakley specs! IT is all black and one word, NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THe frame alone cost $350. My oakley specs hunt begins today...

I had my first experience of how small a coasta sands resort in sentosa would be. We had our gift exchange at Anselm and xc chalet and It was really small and with the number of ppl there, it was sardinification. We didnt head down to Siloso beach as it is currently being prepared for countdown party so we went for a dip in the resort's pool. I had this picture taken by eugene which makes me a paedophile.
I was just smiling at how she was trying to salvage her water bomb(balloon filled with water). If i am not wrong, her name is naomi. So japanese although her family is chinese. My name is toroshiba.

I was on my way home from late night movie The Warload when i saw this cat just staring into space. WHen i tried to gain its attention, it turned around and looked at me with those watery round eyes. I nearly ta pao it home. The show WArload makes me realise that brothers are brothers but when money or ladies are involved, there is no such thing as brothers. So far it has not happen to me and i hope that will not happen anytime soon.

My com was infected by a serious case of trojan and as a result reformating and LOST OF DATA!!!!

goh joo guan goh joo guan goh joo guan goh joo guan

Have you ever tried google searching your name, i did. The result: http://www.scal.com.sg/index.cfm?GPID=26
I have a construction company!! woohoo!! I think i should get a copyright for my name. A lot of companies have either 'goh' or 'joo' or 'guan' as their company names.
I was taught in my poly days that if i have my name typed many times , my name will appear first in the search engine. I am currently doing my COS duty now while the entire battalion is at sentosa playing cohesion games. Not a bad day to do duty as i feel like " i am the legend"
CAnt wait to catch the show, the trailer seems not bad...

I think i am having problem with my bike, it doesnt sound like it was before. .. .. ONe more thing, i curse those drivers who totally treat motorcyclists as nothing!! F*ckers!! I met one on the road, he tried to change lane less than 50 cm away from me. I regretted not bringing along a baseball bat.

I met a taxi driver who loves to race.. I was on the third lane and he was on the second lane. I wanted to enter second lane but the taxi kept speeding up, so i decided to turn it up too and the race began. I went to 120km/h before the taxi eventually gave up. I dont know why the taxi refuses to let me enter the second lane.
Today justin invited me over to his house for their cell group gathering. Once again i had fun using his diving board( i dont know what is it called) and also once again he tried to drown me. I am officially a chef, i am able to cut cucumber, chilli and hotdogs into slices. (THank you thank you). Ohya, i had my fourth victim whom i scalded their legs with my bike exhaust. Feel so guilty as she had a dinner to attend to at that night itself. I shall stick a disclaimer on my exhaust soon before i get sued. .. .

In my opinion with regards to taxi or car, flagging down a taxi is definitely not a option now. IT COST so much more as compared to last time just to raise your muscles to flag down a taxi. Every now and then you flip through the papers, petrol rises, taxi surcharge rises. How many times do you see nsf allowance increase. ONE TIME! $50 !!!

Impulse purchase

I just bought my most expensive trunk yesterday. My first calvin klein trunk. It cost $39 dollars.
Yesterday i saw a dried pool of blood along the barriers of the turn about towards PIE jurong. It was eeeEEEEeeww. Cant imagine what had happened.