tHe OnE & OnLY

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Dieahmyrear. I have found out a new function of my ass, i can pee through it. I have been making teh tarek and teh peng the whole day. The amount of methane i have in body is sufficient to provide natural gas for the nation for a month. My stomach growl is just slightly a decibel softer than the lion roar. I am mimicking the movements of a jellyfish now. Feel so weak now.

haiz, i bought the pills from the fruit store lady boss, i think she owns the entire coffeeshop. She was very nice to ask me to offer any price. i offered her $2 but she reduced it to 50 cents but i insisted on $1. So that i can shit in peace.

Diarrhoea!

Saturday, January 03, 2009

hmmmm.fuck, still bothered.

Friday, January 02, 2009

This evening was supposed to be a poly mates gathering BUT in the end it was only justin and i. We went from the old school timbre to the substation timbre to avoid the queue. However we still had to queue for close to 40 mins.

We chit chat about life and the ladies and we saw a girl puke on the door which leads to the toilet. It was EEEeeee. She was quite accurate in puking on the handle. Kow tow to her for that.
I found another party who also believes that it is close to impossible to have a gd opposite sex friend. Either one of the party likes him/her or the guy/girl is homosexual.

I think i found out a few things about myself. I wanna be the guy to give trust but it is difficult la. I dont wanna be possessive and be a remote control and control ppl life. I think communication is the key which is still at the key maker.

Maybe it was my fault for not putting at least batteries into the remote control or send the key to the key maker. I also found out one more thing, i use funny descriptions.